You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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