hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Wipe that smile off your face.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
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tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
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I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend