so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Randomize
