Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
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Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
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I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
do nipples grow back?
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