is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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