she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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