She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
It was confusing and full of hummus
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
I think i got beer on your cat.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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