By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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