so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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