oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
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He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
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fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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