I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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