She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Pappa wants mamma naked
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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