I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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