that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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