dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
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hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
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Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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