On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
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