i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
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She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
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Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
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