Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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