we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
drinking out of a sandbucket again
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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