There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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