in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Randomize
