Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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