Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
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