god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
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I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
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I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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