I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
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Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
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Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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