I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I smell like Dick and happiness
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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