I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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