I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
either way he was missing a nipple.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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