do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
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