Umm I'm too high to move.
i just google imaged poop.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
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whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
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All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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