Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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