flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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