Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
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the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
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There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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