She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
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her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
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He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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