ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
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You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
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All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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