Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
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This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
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Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.