I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????