I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Randomize
