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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.

  (601): View more from Mississippi

  Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly

  (901): View more from Tennessee

  ...are you coming on to me?

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• (650): View more from California

  I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.

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  21 Reasons You’ll Be Forever Alone

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY

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  23 Theme Park Employees Confess The Biggest Adult Tantrums They’ve Witnessed

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• (315): View more from New York

  I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.

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• (716): View more from New York

  Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment

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• (518): View more from New York

  I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud

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