U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
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Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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