As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
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