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Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
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I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
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I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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