she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Boobs are out for the taking
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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