you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
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the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
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She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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