I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
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i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
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stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
Randomize