Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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