Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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