wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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