Dual....:-)
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
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Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
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moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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