i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Randomize
