doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
there is another microwave in the elevator.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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