Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
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Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
50% drunk capacity currently
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
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whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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