it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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