Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
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Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
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Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize