You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
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I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
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That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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