I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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